Why we collectively call ourselves “The Hot Tub” is really of no consequence. What’s important is who we are and why you should care.
Gather ’round kids. It’s story time.
Several months ago, EgregiousGirl, IllegalWL, Chim, StotheP, Tuesday, FangBanger, and myself (the illustrious SparkleCakes), met on a Twilight blog and became forever bonded through the ancient languages of wit, sarcasm, and bitch. After realizing that if we harnessed our powers together (much like those damn kids on Captain Planet) we could turn into one badass blogging machine -
e.g. sez : "The Mullet Made Me Do It."
Chimaera: Gawd Captain Planet was GAY.
SparkleCakes: I know. A mullet and tights. No. Thanks.
StotheP: Ahem. Don’t you mean “alternatively lifestyled”?
IllegalWL: *gasp* I LOVED Capt. Planet…..
EgregiousGirl: A mullet? I smell photoshop!
Chimaera: Seriously. and LOVE? What the shit kinda power was that?
IllegalWL: <—-mine!
EgregiousGirl: lol awwwww
StotheP: But it’s so readily available. Love is in the air. Everywhere you look around.
Chimaera: lolz
EgregiousGirl: Was that the kid with the monkey?
SparkleCakes: BACK TO BLOGGING
…as long as we can avoid the shiny objects. Fortunately for you, distraction by shiny objects and other pop culture gems is hilarious. TRUST.
This brings me to the point of why you should care. Dude. The world’s a total blemish on the ass of humanity right now. Do you have a soul? Do you enjoy laughing? Most people do. Chances are even better that you have nothing else better to do seeing as you’re currently on the internet. So, you know what? Kick back. Read. You’ll enjoy yourself. And if you don’t? Well, it’s not our problem that you were born a mouth breather.
Love,
The Hot Tub
